Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Wednesday Evening Open Thread
"To coin a metaphor: Terri's brain is half-gone, it's time to pull the plug."Cute, right? Snappy, edgy--the perfect way to convince anybody who's still on the fence that we need to Bring Our Boys Home Now. "Terri's brain is half-gone, it's time to pull the plug! "Terri's brain is half-gone, it's time to pull the plug!" You see, that is why I'm such a good spokesperson for our side--Johnny A-List could teach ol' George Lakoff a thing or two about message-framing. (You can use my metaphor if you want--I coined it, but you can use it.)
Now, without any further ado, I, Johnny A-List, declare this thread .... OPEN!!
UPDATE: Yes, I said "bring our boys home," but yes, I'm aware that there are girls over there, and yes, we need to bring them home, too. (....hopefully they aren't over there acting like big girls, though, or we're REALLY fucked, LOL.)
Now a loyal commenter tells me that Atrios posted the same editorial FIVE DAYS ago - ALSO with no commentary, and with THE SAME PULL QUOTE. How the hell does Atrios know so far in advance exactly what's going to be posted on my blog? I've long stated that Eschaton is a little too good, just a little TOO on the money--do you know what I mean? And now we know why. NSA = Now Spying on Americans = Nefarious Snooping Atrios.
I will simply have to confront him at YearlyKos. This is no way to treat a fellow A-Lister.
I'm trying to hold out for ARAVOSISblog 2.0, but until then I can only threaten people with "banned for life" -- I can't follow through! It's totally draining me and taking away my ability to provide you with the thoughtful and insightful commentary you've come to expect. Anyway, what I'm saying is, my Amsterdam vacay seems like it was eons ago, and I think it's time for ol' Johnny A-List to recharge the batts.
As you all know, what really helps me relax is getting back to nature and spending time observing beautiful orcas. I've long wanted to do something like this Orca Killer Whale Safari in Lapland--"For the more adventurous there is even an opportunity to swim with Killer Whales." !!!
Anyone know somebody on the Finnish board of tourism? Here's how it works: they organize a "trip of bloggers" and fly me over, I stick their ad on the blog for a while, and then you guys get to read about my trip to Finland for a week. It's a win-win-win situation! Thing is, they'll probably float me the ticket, but I may be responsible for meals and day-to-day expenses. Now, I know we just had fundraising week, but that revenue stream has already been allocated to salaries, overhead, and the state of the art banning software for ARAVOSISblog 2.0.
I don't want to ask too much from you guys, but as you know, this blog is my only source of income and I would reeeeeeeeeeeeally like to do this. Would you guys be willing to kick in a few more bucks to help Johnny go swim with killer whales?
Remember, what reinvigorates Johnny reinvigorates America!
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Net Neutrality? I'm Still Neutral...
Sure, right now I'm getting 100,000 visits per day, but what about once I'm a media giant--just like the so-called "villains" in today's scenario? What then? Will America's tiny, weak, shrill and easily-distracted voices really deserve the same platform/access as ARAVOSISblog 4.0? Shouldn't there be a few big "deciders" who shape the national dialogue, making sure all eyes are on the ball? There are many questions, grasshoppers...
Anyway, I know things are happening in Congress as we speak, but one can't rush genius: I will let you know of my further thoughts on this subject as I have them. This is why you pay me the big bucks.
PS - By the way, I've mentioned this in the comments several times, but in case you haven't heard: with the dawn of ARAVOSISblog 2.0, I will have the power to CLOSE THREADS--not just the mass-delete and blanket-banning power I have now, but the ability to permanently end discussion on whatever topic I choose! Isn't that great? Believe you me, there have been several times recently when I needed that power, and soon I'll have it! I think I'm only one or two fundraising drives away!
Monday, May 29, 2006
Johnny, I heard Atrios stopped asking for donations because his "ad rates/sales are high enough that [he doesn't] need to". And now he's raising money for candidates, and even other bloggers. Is your financial strategy so different because your voice is more important than Atrios'--or is it because Atrios lacks your ability to make a difference for America? Hope you're having the record-setting-est fundraiser ever! All the best! - Megan in OntarioMegan--excellent question. For whatever reason, Atrios is satisfied where he is--just being a full-time blogger, making a good living on ad revenue and sales, having his words reach millions of people, and having no blog overhead costs. That's no knock on Atrios--for most A-List bloggers that would be enough--but a blogger-activist of my stature and capabilities requires more.
Even when ARAVOSISblog was just a moderately succesful "boutique blog," I knew I would someday lead a massive, online community. Sure, my words alone change the world every day, but what if I, Johnny A-List, were the conduit for the words of millions? With my ability to keep my eye on the ball, my knack for fostering community by always saying the right thing, the way I take complex issues and turn them into simple "Us vs. Them" stories that everyone can understand, my stamina for going through countless threads, deleting and banning, deleting and banning, until the dialogue is perfect--well, the sky would be the limit.
Then Jeff Gannon came along and I started getting a LOT more eyeballs. I made sure I owned that incredibly important story, and then I started cranking out even more T-shirts, and doubled my fundraising pleas--and it was all worth it because now I'm only months away from ARAVOSISblog 2.0! (You will not believe the bells and whistles I'm packing into ARAVOSISblog 2.0! I showed Rob the latest proto-type and he nearly shit his pants. I'm not kidding--he couldn't stop telling me how awesome I am!)
Anyway--back to your question. Atrios simply doesn't have that kind of ambition to make a difference for America. He doesn't want bells and whistles. He doesn't want to employ a team of junior assistant blog activists. I mean, he only has like six things in his online store. I don't have time to count right now, but I'm pretty sure I have over a thousand. If THAT doesn't tell you everything you need to know about our relative priorities, I'm not sure what will.
Friday, May 26, 2006
Almost forgot. It's hard to get perspective from this (beautiful) photo, but this appears to be a rather large Orcinus Orca. The fin can be up to six feet tall.
I've always felt a strange kinship with these massive, misunderstood creatures, these magnificent kings of the ocean.
By the way, some folks are asking why I don't announce actual job openings and then hire the "most qualified" candidate -- whether they be young, old, gay, straight, boy, girl -- more or less the way Josh Marshall at TalkingPointsMemo.com does it. The answer? Johnny A-List needs people who he feels comfortable with. Because, let's be honest, what's really the most important part of everyone's job here?
Helping Johnny A-List be Johnny A-List, that's what.
Happy Memorial Day!
Clarification: Nancy Pelosi Has No Backbone, and I Have NOT Been Threatened by the Congressional Black Caucus
A couple of days ago I mocked House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi for joining Repuglican Dennis Hastert in condemning the FBI raid on William Jefferson's office, saying Pelosi was probably doing it because she had been threatened by black people in Congress:
It reeks of someone having gotten to Pelosi and threatened her. First suspect, the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), an institution that doesn't have a lot of respect in the Democratic circles [in which] I hang. In fact, the word "corrupt" gets thrown around a lot. Did the CBC put pressure on Pelosi to denounce the raid as pennance for asking Jefferson to step down? Sounds likely.Then late last night (after most of you were sleeping) I made a quick and hurried post called "I really hate it when Newt Gingrich is right," in which, yes, I also landed on Dennis Hastert's side of the argument:
A lot of people are asking me: "Johnny A-List, you're now saying what Nancy Pelosi was saying two full days ago. This looks somewhat suspicious. Have you also been threatened by the Congressional Black Caucus?"
...my friend Paul once told me "even a broken clock is right twice a day" (or maybe I told him). This is Gingrich's take on where things staff [sic] after Bush's Justice Dept. raided the Congress:
The House is now faced with a reality of power," says former Republican House Speaker Newt Gingrich..."Either they do things that involve appropriations or oversight that are real, or they earn the contempt with which they are being treated."
I cannot BELIEVE you all would ask such a question. YES, I do spread rumors that the Congressional Black Caucus is "corrupt as hell," but NO, they have not threatened me! Ha! Let me explain...
When someone like a Nancy Pelosi takes a stance on an issue, it is clearly because she has no backbone and is caving to threats from corrupt groups (the obvious "first suspect" being the Congressional Black Caucus.) When Johnny A-List takes a stance--even if it is the same stance--I do not do so in a cowardly or girly manner; it is a manly stance with plenty of backbone.
I hope that clears things up! Don't forget, it's ARAVOSISblog Fundraising Week! You will not find this kind of quality, fast-breaking, hard-hitting news and commentary anywhere else, so please, if you want the ARAVOSISblog empire to grow and grow and grow, remember to set up a regular donation to give and give and give!
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Someone Is Complaining About ARAVOSISblog
The original message from Blogger.com stated that if corrective action were not taken, they would delete ARAVOSISblog on Friday (tomorrow). As I'm sure you know, this would be a tragedy beyond all proportions. I don't think they'd delete ARAVOSISblog without first replying to my e-mail, but I wanted to warn my loyal readers so that if Johnny goes bye-bye with no warning, you'll know what happened.
UPDATE: Thank you all for your concern. I think we'll be fine--surely they know that I'm an A-list blogger, right? But on the off chance that some hypocrite convinces Blogger/Google to act like communists, I will reappear again somewhere else. I'll be nowhere and everywhere, Tom Joad-style. (But you can always find me here.)
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
I Hate to Criticize Another A-list Blogger, But...
I won't sit there and judge pop culture... I certainly won't let the sanctimonious women's studies set play that role on this site.
THEN, after readers questioned his word choice, he said THIS:
Hmm, after considering the early feedback, it seems most people... had a huge problem with my sweeping generalization of the "women's studies set". It's a fair critique... Sorry about that, [emph added] but not sorry about my broader point -- that being sanctimonious about this ad is no different than the sanctimony we decry from people like Lieberman, Dobson, and the Family Values Coalition."Sorry about that?" Well, well, well. It would seem that Mr. Kos still has a lot left to learn about running a big, successful Web community. Did you see what happened there? Sure, he nipped a so-called "controversy" in the bud, but while he was apologizing like a little girl, he was taking his eyes off the ball.
Sure, it's just one moment, but EVERY SECOND COUNTS for important A-list blogger activists like Markos Moulitsas and me. I need to talk to him about this--perhaps I will prepare a lecture on it for YearlyKos:
"A-list Bloggers Should DEMAND Apologies, NOT Give Them."
And if you disagree, you can get the hell off of this blog. Right now. I'm serious.
JaneofTheUrbanJungle left a comment last night saying she'd like to contribute, but wanted to know how much I pay myself in salary from the contributions. She thought that this was a "fair question." Actually, it was the "wrong" question. So I helped her out by stating the question she should actually be asking. Rather than allow my brilliant response to stay buried in the comments, I thought it best to repost it here, front and center, so that everyone can benefit:
Jane, the question actually is how much this product is worth to you.Is this clear, everyone? All I expect is to be treated like the New York Times, nothing more, nothing less. And a latte per day is NOTHING. What, $3 for a latte, times 30 days in month, times 12 months per year equals... $1080 per year. The service we provide here at ARAVOSISblog is cheap at any price, but particularly cheap at $1080 per year.
You don't ask reporters how much they make before buying the New York Times. And you don't ask Nestle how much they earn before buying a candy bar. You pay what they ask based on whether you think the product is worth it...
If the writing and activism and community experience we've created is worth a latte a day to you, then that's what it's worth. If it's not worth anything to you, then don't give.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to keeping my eye on the ball.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
"If There Were No ARAVOSISblog"
I decided to get a little e.e.cummings there at the end. Did you like it? I'm thinking of designing the whole thing onto a brand new T-shirt with my poem on the back, "Keeping My Eye On the Ball: the ARAVOSISblog Story" on the front, and my face on the shirt pocket.
"If There Were No ARAVOSISblog"
by Johnny A.
If there were no ARAVOSISblog,
where would you get all your news?
If there were no ARAVOSISblog,
who'd help you shape all your views?
If there were no ARAVOSISblog,
who would announce all the boycotts?
If there were no ARAVOSISblog,
how would Re-thugs get annoyed lots?
As tech guys deliver my prototypes,
and new ARAVOSISblog mock-ups,
I feel like it's already Fitz-mastime,
And K-Ro's already in lock-up.
The dawn of the new ARAVOSISblog,
Will usher us into an age,
Where strict message discipline rules our lips
As we bravely sing from the same page.
And when you pass on to your grandkids,
The full lifetime's worth of your wisdom,
You'll tell them the very best thing that you did,
Was to finance my blog activism.
I don't want to live in a world without
Man, waiting three years for the Chimp-in-Chief's term to end is not going to be easy. Every single moment of every single day passes so sllllllllllllowly.... it's like waiting for a watched-pot to boil... or waiting for the prototype of my new Dream Site to load... but in order to help the time pass during these moments, I try to look on the bright side. President George W. Bush has his faults, to be sure, but at least he is totally right about one thing:
It is never a good idea to admit to even a single mistake, no matter how small the error, no matter how many people call you on it, no matter what the additional consequences may be. Regrets? He has none. "Constructive" criticism? He deletes it from his mind. Some might call that stubborness or ego. Johnny A. calls it keeping your eye on the ball.
Monday, May 22, 2006
[T]he phrase "big girl" is gay male slang for "big fag." Several folks... erupted and said that was ridiculous, they'd never heard of it, etc. - as if I was just making it up... The fact remains that the phrase "big girl" (often written "big grrrrl") IS gay male slang. That fact doesn't change because someone hasn't heard of it. Now, some folks don't like it, I get that, some find it sexist, I get that too. I don't happen to agree with them, even if I understand their concern.Now do you see? I understand your concern, but I don't agree with it!
I want to address one thing head on: A surprising number of fellow members of the gay community have made observations similar to this one:
"Everyone — EVERYONE, gay or straight — knows exactly what he meant. He was calling Roberts a PUSSY. We GOT it. It’s an ASSHOLE thing to say... John is correct to say that he was using a gay expression, and he was still being a misogynist prick. Not everything in gay culture is all rainbow flags and glowsticks."Well, sorry to burst your bubble there, Mr. I Think I Speak for Everyone in the Gay Community, but you are clearly not immersed in gay slang or gay culture to the same extent that I am. Maybe if you'd been hanging out with me and Sen. Ted Stevens and the gang in the mid-90s, well, maybe then you'd have the relationship with gay culture that I do. (Crazy times. Crazy times...)
By the way, dear readers, the reason why I was forced to change the title of the original post from "GOP Senator Pat Roberts is a big girl" to "GOP Senator Pat Roberts is a big grrrrl" was for linguistic accuracy: As mentioned above, the term is more often written "big grrrl"! I did not change the title (or delete those hundreds of comments) simply because I'm "incapable of admitting when I'm wrong" or because I wanted to "hide my hissy fit" as some of you charged. (I mean, seriously, what kind of sorry excuse for a blogger would make a tiny, almost imperceptible change to a post title--breaking links all across the blogosphere--just to hide something that made him look bad?) No, I simply realized that the original post title could be made more linguistically accurate from a gay standpoint, and so I had to change it immediately!
(NOTE: I didn't change "girl" to "grrrrl" throughout the post itself because, as all top bloggers such as myself are aware, linguistic accuracy is mainly important in post titles.)
Anyway! I hope that was enough of a mea culpa for all you PC freaks out there--because it's all you're going to get. I'll say it one more time: I understand your concern. I feel your pain, even. (Though, as I've previously indicated, I think your pain, and your accusations of misogynya-nya-nya are one big load of hot, steaming bullshit.)
And now, for the benefit of my extremely well-behaved regulars (who have been somewhat unnerved by this whole affair) I think that we should end this and move on, so I am officially requesting that you consider this matter closed. Any further comments on the issue will be DELETED.
Apparently, some of you are Googling "big grrrl," "big grrl," "big grrrl," and "big grrrrrrrrl," and you're not finding much in the big fag context, although you do report "some inspiring tales of empowered young women (grrrrl power, etc.)" and "a couple of women in weight-loss programs." I find that hard to believe. Just keep looking. The fag stuff will be there. Do you really think that I, Johnny A, would risk my credibility as a top-ranked liberal blogger on something as stupid as this?
Amidst the rudeness, some e-mails of support
From: Big Daddy, Esq. <[redacted]@gmail.com>Thank you, Dan. And thanks to all of my brothers in blog who, like Dan, understand that they don't have to put up with shitstorms of high-pitched clamoring. This is not just about me or my blog anymore: It's about the right of ALL Americans to refer to the cowards in their lives as "girls" or "girly" or as "acting like girls."
Date: May 22, 2006 12:49 PM
[Subject:] Hope that last post works...
...but I doubt it will. From all I can tell, trying to explain yourself is just poking the beehive. It's turned into one of those self-sustaining little shitstorms. Good luck with it. Just know that there are plenty of us out here that thought it was a pretty funny comment you made and don't quite know whatall the fuss is about.
Furthermore, I don't have to remind you that there is a war on our freedoms going on, and this War Blogger will be DAMNED if he is going to be side-tracked by PC baloney from people who would rather cry (like a bunch of girls) than address the serious issues of the day, as prioritized by me, Johnny A.
ps. Remember to make a donation, everyone, because it's fundraising week here at Aravosisblog! You guys are not going to believe how awesome the new site is going to be. I just saw one of the first mock-ups, and it's gotten me so excited that I'm having a hard time concentrating on the deleting and banning.
Note: If I delete your comment and ban you and you don't think you deserved it, simply send a note with the comment in question to email@example.com and we will try to get to it at the next Aravosisblog Comment Review Committee (ACRC) bi-hourly meeting.
(Yes, unfortunately, the deleting and banning has kept me so busy that I've had to hire help. Now, I'm sure I don't have to tell you that professional deleters and banners don't work for free--our brand of stellar quality control doesn't come cheap!--so remember, give what you can during Aravosisblog fundraising week!!)
I will say this one more time for you idiots, and it will be the last time that I say it. I am not only a member of the exclusive top-trafficked liberal blogger community--I am also a member of the gay community, and as a member of the gay community, when I accuse a cowardly Republican politician of acting like "nothing more than a BIG GIRL," it means something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than when you breeders say it.
People, there are way more important things for us to be discussing. In fact, there is a war going on--a war against our freedoms. Do you know what that makes me? That's right: A War Blogger. A war is hard work. If you can't keep your eyes on the ball, and view every issue that comes up through the context of this war (in which I am a General) then you are not welcome here. If all you are interested in is speaking out against the use of the word "girl" as a pejorative, then get the hell off this blog. There is no time for dissent at this moment on Aravosisblog. I'm serious. Get out. Johnny A. doesn't need you here.
WE ARE NOW OFFICIALLY MOVING ON.
(New T-shirts coming soon!)
More Republicans Acting Like Big Girls...
Two key Democrats on the House committee that oversees the Department of Homeland Security criticized the agency last week for not releasing to Congress reports on 118 security plans for mass transit, rail, aviation, ports and borders.
Many of the reports were due in 2003. [emph added.]
THREE YEARS LATE? If they want us to surrender of our freedoms to them like a bunch of girls, shouldn't they at least DO THEIR JOBS? Are they just a bunch of cowards in dresses, afwaid that if they finish up their weports the tewwowists might get mad?
Why aren't more than two House Democrats speaking out on this? Where's Nancy Pelosi? I'm sorry, folks, but if you think a Nancy Pelosi will deliver the Democratic party from the weak, cowardly state it's in, you have got another thing coming. It's going to take someone a little more forceful, brave and manly.
You know, I wish I could do it myself sometimes, but the blog activism we do here at Aravosisblog is simply too important.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Sorry about the light posting today--I kind of have my hands full "behind the scenes"
Let me now quote something that I said during another recent fundraising week here at Aravosisblog:
If you like our reporting, if you like our commentary, if you like our activism, or simply like our attitude, donate, please. Consider us your favorite magazine, newspaper and advocacy group all wrapped in one.
Wow, that quote is really something, and it really it hit the nail on the head if I do say so myself: Our reporting, commentary, activism, and most importantly, our ATTITUDE. I can't stress that enough. If there's one thing I've learned in my countless months as an upper-tier liberal blogger with one of the highest-trafficked blogs on the World Wide Web, it is this:
ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.
How can you expect people to keep starting new user sessions, making donations and buying multiple funny t-shirts and mugs and mouse pads if you don't have the right attitude? You can't, that's how.
But it's not only about our humble and pleasing attitude here at Aravosisblog. It's also reporting, commentary and activism on such topics as Jeff Gannon, Ford, and cell phone privacy. I mean, I've been working on this blog full-time for quite a while now, so we have lots of big wins racked up. I could go on and on about our big victories like Jeff Gannon, Ford and cell phone privacy... but I won't. (But I could.)
But I digress. The real point, and the one thing you really need to keep in mind, is that by making a donation to help me achieve my dream Web site, YOU will become a part of it! (Again, maybe not a very big part. After all, there's still a reason why they call me the blogger, and you the commenter!) But still, it'll probably be a bigger part than most of you even deserve, based on your relative abilities to focus and keep your eyes on the ball! So it seems like a win-win situation to me!
Happy Aravosisblog Fundraising Week to each and every one of you!
Update: NOTE: I want to stress this: Do not give if you can't afford to. Sure, I'm asking for donations, but I don't expect everyone to give because I know everyone can't afford it. PLEASE: only give if you can afford to give.
Update: Sometimes after I post that caveat, I get e-mails like this one: "Johnny, if I couldn't afford to give you money, why the fuck would I give you money? How stupid do you think we are?" Well, reader, I don't know. Sometimes people are just so overwhelmed with the desire to help me achieve my goals for this blog that they want to give me the shirts off of their kids' backs and the Kraft Mac n' Cheese off the table. I could tell you stories of misplaced generosity that make me want to vomit--I can almost guarantee that they would make you want to vomit as well.
Saturday, May 20, 2006
You Can Come Back Now--I Banned All the Girls
Johnny here. I'd like to take a step back for a moment and thank you for coming to this blog. I hope you continue to enjoy yourself here--and I'm sure you will because I am one of the most dedicated and engaging activists I know. As always, I encourage you to leave comments--I definitely want this to seem like a place where open discussion is encouraged! The ONLY thing I ask is that you follow the one ground rule, which is very simple. Don't be rude. There's nothing worse than people getting overly passionate about things they care about and crossing the line into rudeness. I will tolerate a lot of things, but not rudeness.
As long as you're not rude, you can come back all the time--in fact, I hope you come back VERY often, for a lot of reasons! For one thing, that's how I make money--more traffic to the ads on the site means more money in Johnny's pocket. I know, I hate to even bring it up, but those are the facts of life. Everybody needs money to get by and as you may have realized by now, it's extra important that I'm able to get by because my thoughts on the issues of the day are so vitally important. NOTE: PLEASE don't take that the wrong way--I'm sure you think your thoughts are important too, but I just happen to be better than most people at keeping my eye on the ball, and knowing at all times what the most important thing to be discussing is. (After all, that's why I'M the blogger and YOU'RE the commenter!)
But I digress. My point is, please continue to come back here repeatedly to begin fresh user sessions and to make yourself at home. You can even load the page in the middle of the night--I've got a dude in France who posts crap all night long so there's always something for you to look at! (FRESH CONTENT is the name of the blogging game, my friends, or my name isn't Johnny A.)
Now, you may be wondering--where have all the other posts gone? You're probably saying, Johnny A., haven't you been blogging for several years now with steadily rising traffic numbers and to widespread acclaim? Why is this the only post here on Aravosisblog.com? And the site's format is all off, too. What's up?
If you are asking yourself that, then it is clear that you weren't a visitor to my site, Aravosisblog.com, late last night. I'm sorry to say it got kind of unpleasant around here yesterday evening. I don't want to get back into it now, but let's just say some of my readers (if they even WERE my readers--they seemed an awful lot like REPUBLICAN TROLLS to me) were having a little bit of trouble keeping their eyes on the ball. They took the discussion in a direction I didn't even want it to go. (I KNOW!) So I was forced to delete a few comments. Actually, it was around a thousand or so. Two threads worth. And then I cherry-picked a few from some other threads, too. Oh, and then I banned a whole bunch of people.
Wow. Looking at it written down like that, it seems kind of harsh. I admit, it was a drastic step, and I thought long and hard about it, but what could I do? Of the thousand comments, there were a good 15 or 16 that were downright rude. You know my rule. That's right. NO RUDENESS.
To tell you the truth, though, the deleting wasn't so hard once I got going, because some of these comments didn't paint me in a very flattering light. Don't get me wrong--I'm totally fine with that normally... but if comments are going to be rude (or if they're going to be next to other comments that are rude)--well they simply have to be deleted. It's like I always say: Johnny A. doesn't like to delete comments, but if Johnny A. doesn't rule Aravosisblog.com with an iron fist, who will?
Fortunately though, now that I've banned the lot of them, they seem to be staying away. That's right--they gave up! Just like the bunch of BIG GIRLS they are (wink, wink). Which only goes to prove that I was right all along: Those people were not here for the right reasons. They were not here for what Aravosisblog.com is all about. (Know what that is? Sure you do! I don't even have to say it.)
But back to why all the old posts are gone. After deleting the comments I didn't like, I started looking at other old threads and, I'm devastated to report, I found several instances of rudeness. (And I'm even sorrier to report, I also found more instances of comments that weren't painting me in a very flattering light.) So I decided to delete EVERYTHING for the time being until I can rework it and rebuild it so it's perfect. I've begun the process of reviewing every post and comment with a fine-toothed comb, as it were. It may take a while, but it will all be worth it because after I'm done, Aravosisblog.com will be as pure and pristine as it deserves to be, consisting only of what keeps bringing you guys back every day: Me! (Johnny A.)
Now, you may asking, Johnny, isn't there more important stuff you could be doing with your time than going through a bunch of posts and looking for rude comments (and comments which happen to be next to rude comments) and banning people? As a world-class blogger and activist, don't you have better things to be doing?
Here's a straight answer for you, friend: No! What could be more important than this? The country is having an important dialogue right now. As one of the very highest trafficked liberal bloggers, I play an important part in shaping and controlling that dialogue. If I let the discussion on my site veer off into nonsense about, say, I don't know... degrading a group of people that throughout history has had to fight for equality under the law and equality in the eyes of their fellow human beings... or.... my willingness or unwillingness to admit when I'm wrong--well! You get the point. We can't have that.
So don't worry, I should have the old stuff sorted and culled sometime in 2007. Meanwhile, sit back, relax, and most importantly: keep coming back to the site every hour and we'll have a new post for you--even if there's nothing really important going on. We'll get you all riled up every hour on the hour, or my name isn't... well, you know! ;)
Your favorite blogger,
ps. Keep your eyes on the ball!!
pps. Don't act like a girl!
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