Ah, orcas. Noble orcas.... so very.... orca-like...
Nope. Not doing the trick. I need my own conference, that's all there is to it.
posted by Johnny A-List at 10:58 PM
fahhhhhhrist. Orcas always work, johnny, maybe its those rotten time zones messing you up.
Thank you once again for the orcas, and your last post about the Kos Conference in Vegas is pretty much genius, skewering more targets with one shot than I imagined possible.
You are doing the most wonderful job! Thank you for doing what you do.
You need a whole conference? can't you make do with leading a round-table discussion? It's not too late--there are two days left. Just go to a round table discussion and assert your authority. They'll be glad to have a qualified orca-expert like you monopolize the time! Really. I would be.
My name was not mentioned once, not ONCE, at Yearly Kos. No other blogger provides this kind of outside in coverage of American politics. When there was rioting in the Parisian suburbs, I was the FRIST blogger to say, "I can't believe there's rioting in the Parisian suburbs." Fsck Markos.
Johnny, your photography is astounding. I wish I had those beautiful photos on cards so that I could sent them to my loved ones! Johnny, why not market cards? No one operates a camera or a blog for that matter like you Johnny. You have so many talents, so what if you are a terrible test taker and can't pass a silly ole bar exam.
You know, a volunteer organized Yearly Kos, because honestly, does an A-list blogger have time to deal with this? I think not.Someone here needs to step up and do the same for Johnny. We are so selfish it makes me sick. Here we are expecting Johnny to keep his eye on the ball when we are not doing our part in handling these little logistical details for him. Yearly ARAVOSIS 2006! We still have time people.
I need new posts at least every hour or so. Please, I don't know what to think if you don't post. Literally, I don't know what to think if you don't tell me. Don't leave me hangin' here.
I like your orcas better than that other queen's orchids because yours don't look so much like gaping labia.
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