Johnny A-List: America's #1 Ball Watcher!
Get the gear that says: "I know the most important thing to be talking about right now, because Johnny A-List just told me!!!"
All purchases go to support me, Johnny A-List, and my dream site, which is SO CLOSE to completion I can barely contain myself! Durable banner-sized versions (suitable for display on large city buildings or buses) are available by special order in sets of 10 for only $349.99. (That's just THREE MONTHS WORTH OF DAILY LATTES!!) Order today!