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Site's all screwed up. My brilliant tech guy should have it fixed in no time, though. Johnny A-List will be offline for most of the rest of the day taking care of important blogger-activist biz. Keep your eyes on the ball while I'm gone.
posted by Johnny A-List at 11:06 AM
18 Comments:
FRIST DUDE!!!!
Anonymous thinks he's Frist but nobody can measure congitive activity inside a mushy brain better than me. What? Mom, I said I'd clean it up in a minute! What? Hey, I'm changing the world here!
Johnny, I bet it's that evil "Captain Midnight" or whatever he called himself who's f**king with your site! Remember, he took down HBO back in the 70's or 80's for a few minutes and he'll take you down unless you call Alberto Gonzales.
That, or it's that evil disrupter that attacked your site last week or the week before that. Thank god you got your minions, ... err, loyal readers to track down his ass and beat him to a bloody pulp.
Get us all fired up and we'll take care of that evil, no-do-gooder for you. I'm rarin' to go. Pitchfork, torch, tar and feathers in hand.
Lemmeatim!
I KNEW the comments disappearing in the last thread must be a glitch - this explains it!
Hel-loo-oo.......?
Where are you? What are you DOING?!!?
Where is the ORCA-BLOGGING?!!?
I want Orca-Blogging!
I want Orca-Blogging!
But where are orcas? I'm on the verge of banning myself.
I think we can relax. Johnny A-list won't let us down. I'm certain he's off photographing Orcas, preparing for Friday Orca Blogging. He's probably in an Orca nursery at this moment. Either that or setting up the Orca t-shirts in his Cafepress store, preparing for the inevitable blitz of orders.
I think Rita is right. We should all just calm down. Johnny A. will do the right thing and then tell us what it was. Maybe we'll get the orcas on Saturday. He knows best.
I have to get back to teaching the AP a lesson anyway. I'm ashamed to say I took my eye of the ball. I'll ban myself for the rest of the weekend.
We Want Orcas! Please.
LOOK PEOPLE...Don't you get it? It's our fault - OURS - that there are no orcas!
Johnny A-List would never withhold our orcas: the site is screwed up, and it's all our fault for not sending in our donations fast enough. If ARAVOSISblog 2.0 were up and running we would have all the orcas we could handle. Our fault, all our fault...
I'm selling the house, Johnny, and sending the proceeds. We have no one but ourselves to blame.
I guess I'll step up to the plate with some Friday (actually early saturday) Orc Blogging.
Enjoy!
?????
........... mebbe the Orca swallowed him...........
Johnny is obviously very busy right now with debugging his undoubtedly fabulous apartment. BTW, Atrios is at it again, stealing Johnny's story about Geno's restaurant in Philly before Johnny could post his.
Hmmm, Johnny must be spending his weekend with his eyes so securely fastened on some critical balls that he can't break away to post...
Okra Blogging?
........ has he been suicided?
He's NOT the suicider, he's the Decider!
Thank you, Tony.
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