Thursday, June 01, 2006

Screw You Atrios--This Is War

"THE EVIDENCE"

MY blog:




NEFARIOUS SPYING ATRIOS' blog, three hours before:



From the entire World Wide Web, we choose to link to the same two articles. Adjacent to each other. On his site three full hours before mine. Oh sure, he changed stuff around a little bit to hide his lack of originality--NICE TRY, you lousy, no-good, spying, and evidently-mind-reading ASS WIPE.

Damn it, if this keeps up, my readers will start checking his site just to see what will be on my site three hours later. This is a blatant attempt to leech off my blog and steal eyeballs from my blog and it will not be tolerated. The gloves are coming off Mr. Eschaton--and I'm warning you, I do NOT fight like a girl.

-JOHNNY A-LIST

27 Comments:

Anonymous Voodoo Queen said...

You better start wearing your tin-foil hat Johnny A-List. Someone is calling Miss Cleo about your scoops.

You thought I was kidding, didn't you... that'll teach you to ignore my sage advice!

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's horrible that anyone would do that to you - an A-List Blogger and all!!

I know, let's have a fundraiser so you can build a time machine and stop them - that'll teach 'em!!

12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get 'em, Johnny! SOmeone's gotta teach him a lesson. Your ideas are being stolen before you even get to posting them. We're all behind you. Maybe we should firebomb Atrios' email box for you! His email address is eschatonmail@comcast.net everybody. Let's tell him all about how he's wronged our hero, Johnny A-List. He's gonna have to answer to us now!

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Chris In Paris said...

From my unique perspective across the Pond - a perspective that you will never have - it appears that Atrios is nothing but an A-list wannabe.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Karen Zipdrive said...

Johnny A, it's hard work to be an A-list blogger because everyone wants a piece of you.
I've even heard rumors that your Blog is a spoof created by a neo-con to embarrass Big Girl's queenie pomposity.
I scoffed- knowing the neo-cons have no sense of humor beyond the "let them eat cake" variety.
As for Atrios- who's Atrios?
Sounds Greek to me.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just wondering if you all are taking into account a possible time difference. For instance, I am writing this at 1:45, but when it posts it will show 12:45.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm.... or 12:48.

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Jeff said...

God damn you, Johnny A-list, I'm sick of you erasing my

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12:56 PM  
Anonymous j said...

anonymous--yes, it looks like thats taken into account. Both John Aravosis and Atrios blog from the east coast (though JA's ego Johnny A-List is apparently a Central Time kind of guy.

1:08 PM  
Blogger beervolcano said...

Man, this is definitely a pattern. I rarely check Atrios so I never saw the blatant intellectual theft they are perpetrating. Now, it's blatantly obvious. Shame, Atrios...

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Johnny, Please don't take this as criticism but is this really the war we are supposed to be focusing on while our constitution is on life support? What about Iraq?

Maybe I'm just confused because my D-List eyes just can't keep up with an A-List blogger's, but can no longer keep track of whose balls we are watching here...is it Atrios' balls we are watching now?

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeff,
You should watch your mouth! I hope Johnny A-List goes ahead and bans you soon. And don't think for a minute that we believe you are anything but a rethug troll. Johnny A-List would never delete a valid reasoned observation, such as, for example, if I were to say

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3:01 PM  
Anonymous Chris In Paris said...

Most of you provincial types will find this surprising but there are more than four time zones. The most important, of course, is GMT+1 or Paris time.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

But what I just don't understand is why, if both Americablog and Atrios are both A list blogs, does Atrios have soooo many more people posting there?

3:40 PM  
Blogger tetedur said...

IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiii was the one who put Mary Cheney's picture on a milk carton first!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Mary's FAMOUS now!!

BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(nyah, so *there*, ay-tree-osssssss!)

3:55 PM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

Aravosis also made Gannon a star, or was it the other way around?!?!

I personally never heard of Aravosis or Americablog until watching "Real Time" on HBO, and no they didn't mention Aravosis or Americablog. They did mention Gannon, and to be honest, Americablog had the dirtiest pictures of him, so I went there (my bad!).

I stayed for the comment section which I thought was often funny and refreshing. I never thought Aravosis was a reporter, he was always more of a cut and paster, if there is such a term.

I found his routine emotional breakdowns disturbing, and I never got into the Orchids or all of the expensive trips. I had to chuckle at his "I love money" posts followed by pleas for more cash. It was so Jimmy Swaggert of him. And yet, Swaggert actually says "sorry" abeit fake and contrived, whereas Aravosis is ALWAYS right.

I also found it interesting when he stated that he just paid off his student loans. With an expensive private school education, that bill had to be quite a bit. But hey, thanks to the loyal sheeple of Americablog, his education has been paid for.
Lucky Johnnie.

Also his photo ops remind me of the Chimperor in Chief. Johnnie is quite a poser.

I am happy for him that he lost those pesky 10 er, make that 40 pounds and evidenced by his latest pseudo-news cast. Maybe he lost weight by gagging on all of his contradictions. They make me sick enough to vomit, perhaps it does the same for Johnnie.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

OT but interesting. I just went to the D.C. Bar page and looked to see if Aravosis was admitted to the Bar in Washington D.C.

The answer is NO!

So, where did he actually practice law?

Did he actually practice law?

4:22 PM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

Not admitted to the California Bar either. In fact there is NO information on his legal career on his website.

Did he pass any bar?

What is the deal?

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is one of the little things people overlook with Aravosis. He has a law degree, but no real legal career. Other than being a drama queen and an ex-Log Cabin Republican.

Oh and he loves money.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No where on his bio does he call himself an attorney. Interesting.

The emperor has no clothes! (But he does have a nice T-shirt from Neiman Marcus!).

4:28 PM  
Blogger beervolcano said...

We need a Michael Moore parody blog.

Check it out. Look on the homepage.

Right after talking about all the election fraud...

It has a banner that says, and I shit you not:

"The '06 Fix. Register to Vote."

Now what better advertising could there be for voting and registering to do so by associating it with your votes being dropped and election fraud? The fix is it, sign up to get screwed...

Way to go, Mike you're on your way to becoming an A-lister.

6:53 PM  
Blogger clonecone said...

Check out his wikipedia entry. John Aravosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I think he wrote it himself. The discussion tab also shows that a lot of unflattering info has been edited out.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FRIST DUDE!!!

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops. Not Frist.

7:55 PM  
Blogger clonecone said...

Johnny A.,

I see you finally beat that sexy bastard at his own game. You posted an open thread at 7:58. He followed at 8:31.

I'm proud of you. Here's $1080 in latte money for you.

8:25 PM  
Blogger eRobin said...

I'll give you fifty bucks right now if you put something up about the RFK, Jr. story about electronic voting that showed up in Rolling Stone today. I'm afraid if we have to wait for Atrios to read your mind, we'll never see it up at your place.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Yosef said...

Atrios has done the same thing to me. One time, I tried to trick him by posting everything in Spanish, but I forgot that he goes to Spain every chance he gets.

Of course I'm a lowly W-Lister, so nobody knows about any of it.

Here's a check for $500. I don't need to eat next week,

9:00 AM  

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