Thursday, June 08, 2006

T-Shirt Ideas...


"NEW JOHNNY A-LIST BLOGWEAR! SUPPORT AMERICABLOG 2.0!
Only 400 dollars - 5 bucks goes directly to Johnny A-list BLOG 2.0!
DON'T BE A GIRL! BUY ONE TODAY. ONLY 120 Lattes!"

Well, this shirt and sales pitch come from a banned commenter, Pinko Punko... but I do like the aggressive pricing and the helpful latte conversion (everything seems cheaper in lattes!) so I will accept the entry. If Pinko wins, I will not grant him amnesty, but rather a gradual path to ARAVOSISblog citizenship, involving fines and suggested back-donations.

(Excellent use of the number "1" on a ball player's jersey. Even banned readers recognize that I am America's #1 Ball Watcher.)

I'm in Las Vegas you guys! It's great so far, except the time zones are KILLING me. The first event starts at 8:15 a.m.--that's 11:15 a.m. by my body clock!--UGGHHH!! Johnny needs his beauty sleep!

10 Comments:

Blogger Everyday Activist said...

Oh my god it is so MASCULINE! I love it. Johnny, did you ever play ball as when you were a little girl, I mean, boy?!?! You sure have your eyes on them now, don't you?!

Okay, this is still not nearly as good as "God is a Democrat" or the brilliant "Veto Alito", but you gotta love it.

By the way, your "consulting" website "Wiredimages.com" says that you are a "lawyer" but never states where you were admitted to the Bar.

Why so many secrets, Johnny. Is it because you would fail your "moral character" check required by every Bar in the nation, or because you would fail every Bar exam in the nation.

Or were you too much of a big, you know, starts with a G, to take the Bar, any Bar, not just go to a bar, Johnny.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

Look what someone just posted on Americablog!

" OT.

John, my nephew was just admitted to Yale Law School for the Fall of 2006 and he wants to follow in your activist footsteps. Where did you practice law, I guess I mean where were you licensed to practice law.

Thanks for the info. Your blog is totally fabu!
Lydia Lunch | 06.08.06 - 10:33 pm | # "

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before it gets deleted, this was just posted on Americablog:

John was never admitted to any state bar, he has a law degree, but is not an attorney as far as I know. So you can be an activist without being an attorney, so that is what he does.
Katrina | 06.08.06 - 10:51 pm | #

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Momma Aravosis said...

My Johnnie never was very good in his high school Spanish classes. He still thinks that "Las Vegas" is really "Las
Vergas" or "The Dicks". Johnnie thinks he is going to Nevada to find some "vergas". I hope he does. Johnny has never been really lucky in love. I wonder if that has to do with the micropenis he has. Yes, mothers shouldn't share such things, but it was really the cutest little thing really.

When he was born the doctor waited and waited to announce whether he was a boy or a girl. It was only when that nice nurse with the magnifying class annouced that she thought he was a boy that he was wrapped in a blue blankie instead of a pink one.

Funny thing, his cute little wiener never did grow. I wonder if that is why he has so many issues about being a boy?

I never could get him to breast feed. He always hated breasts.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Momma Aravosis said...

And no he never did pass that damn bar exam, though I have never seen him pass a gay bar and not go in.

I keep saying "Johnnie, at your age, aren't you old enough to be the father of some of those men at the bars?"

He jumps ignores me and gets more of that damn botox, and devours another pound cake!

10:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, shucks - now I know your momma was just joking about that magnifying glass incident!
But ain't she a laff riot?!! LOL!!!

Now back to seriousness -- I notice at the Vegas party you've said something about a seminar on 'how to be a more effective blogger' -- and my question is: Are you going to TEACH that seminar? So you could teach all the other bloggers how to antagonize their core supporters, how to bite the hand that feeds them, how to write a post that makes the issue ALL ABOUT THEM instead of all about the subject of the post?

I hope you teach that seminar; I've been noticing that all the other bloggers fall 'way short of you on that topic.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous dan l said...

Oh BAD ASS!!!!


I've always said that the Cubs are the closest thing to Democrats in professional sports. They make excuses, have a crappy leader, media bias is always in their favor, and they never win a frickin' thing.

Respectfully,
-dan l

9:20 AM  
Anonymous q-bert said...

"Crappy leader?" "Make excuses?" I think you have your parties confused.

10:15 AM  
Anonymous dan said...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Everyday Activist said...

Johnny's website at Wired Strategies clearly states"

"John Aravosis is a Washington veteran. As a lawyer, writer and political strategist......"

He isn't a lawyer, he just plays one on his blog! He has a J.D. but does't appear to have ever been licensed to practice law. So he isn't an attorney.

Why is he so deceptive?

10:38 AM  

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