"NEW JOHNNY A-LIST BLOGWEAR! SUPPORT AMERICABLOG 2.0!
Only 400 dollars - 5 bucks goes directly to Johnny A-list BLOG 2.0!
DON'T BE A GIRL! BUY ONE TODAY. ONLY 120 Lattes!"
Well, this shirt and sales pitch come from a banned commenter, Pinko Punko... but I do like the aggressive pricing and the helpful latte conversion (everything seems cheaper in lattes!) so I will accept the entry. If Pinko wins, I will not grant him amnesty, but rather a gradual path to ARAVOSISblog citizenship, involving fines and suggested back-donations.
(Excellent use of the number "1" on a ball player's jersey. Even banned readers recognize that I am America's #1 Ball Watcher.)
I'm in Las Vegas you guys! It's great so far, except the time zones are KILLING me. The first event starts at 8:15 a.m.--that's 11:15 a.m. by my body clock!--UGGHHH!! Johnny needs his beauty sleep!